Guitar player jokes:
Q: What's the definition of 'Perfect Pitch'?
A: When you throw an accordian out the window and hit a banjo player.
(or) when you throw a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides.
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Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.
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Q: What's the difference between a blues guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A: Well, a blues guitarist plays 4 chords for thousands of people ...
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How can you tell if a banjo or a raccoon just got run over by a truck?
The raccoon has skid marks before it.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the accordion and doesn't.
(or)
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
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A farmer's daughter comes running into the house and says: "Pa, there's a traveling band coming down the road!"
Her father replies: "Honey, to protect your virtue, you best lock yourself up in your room.
The daughter says: "But, there's even a banjo player!"
The farmer replies: "In that case, you better take the dog with you."
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Q. Did you hear about the rich guitar player?
A. His girlfriend has a job at Target
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but you have to wait for him to get out of jail first
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Your Turn ---
Q: What's the definition of 'Perfect Pitch'?
A: When you throw an accordian out the window and hit a banjo player.
(or) when you throw a banjo into a dumpster without hitting the sides.
.............
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.
.............
Q: What's the difference between a blues guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A: Well, a blues guitarist plays 4 chords for thousands of people ...
..............
How can you tell if a banjo or a raccoon just got run over by a truck?
The raccoon has skid marks before it.
..............
What's the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who knows how to play the accordion and doesn't.
(or)
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
..................
A farmer's daughter comes running into the house and says: "Pa, there's a traveling band coming down the road!"
Her father replies: "Honey, to protect your virtue, you best lock yourself up in your room.
The daughter says: "But, there's even a banjo player!"
The farmer replies: "In that case, you better take the dog with you."
..................
Q. Did you hear about the rich guitar player?
A. His girlfriend has a job at Target
...................
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but you have to wait for him to get out of jail first
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Your Turn ---
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